I emailed this to Bridget already, but I will share it here as well. And perhaps some day someone out there in the great wide web will read it and laugh.

This evening I was using a computer in the hallway of the ICC, and a girl I know walks past me, turns around, and walks back. "Psst, Mary," she whispers, "check out that guy!" Then she turns and walks away. So I look over, and there's a guy using another one of the computer stations in the hallway. He happens to have a mile-long piece of toilet paper attached to him. But not on his shoe, no. HANGING OUT THE ASS OF HIS PANTS!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I started laughing so hard that I had to sign out of the computer and run away. Dear Lord. hahahahahahahahaha

I really wish I could have seen him when he found out.


Also, when I was walking away to go home, I passed this classroom, and someone was playing the guitar inside. Then I realized other people were...singing? I couldn't make out the words. So as I walked by I peeked in the door and there were people sitting on the floor in a circle with books open in front of them, and they were rocking back and forth and ULULATING!!! ...what?! i think they were praying...? But I have no idea what kind of religion that was. And I couldn't interrupt and ask because they were REALLY into it. So that is just as curious as the guy with toilet paper out his ass.