Sunday, October 10, 2004

So this morning I decided to get up and make myself a nice big breakfast, yummy! Sausage and scrambled eggs and french toast. It was quite good.

Last night I was going to make stir-fry, but when I walked into the kitchen to start the rice, it was all hazy and I started choking. Something was smoking from the microwave, and I started running over there so I could unplug it and prevent a fire from exploding. But a kid I hadn't seen got up from the couch and told me not to worry, he was taking care of it (the microwave was apparently already off). He had the windows open and the vent on full-blast, but it was still horrible in there. Apparently he had exploded a bag of popcorn in the microwave; he said he had put it on for 4 minutes and left to get something from his room. The microwave looked awful. He didn't open it for another 10 minutes or so, then put it right under the vent and opened it a crack; he had to wrap his hand up before taking the actual bag out a few minutes later...the microwave reeks now and looks awful...basically like a pound of butter exploded inside it. You can still smell it all over the floor, except in my room where I opened the window and turned the fan on. This morning I opened it back up and turned the vent on high again to get rid of it. Yuck!

So I have now solidified my plans for a bioterror attack on Chicago this winter. Now I just have to go type it up, and figure out which country I am going to get aeresolized plague from.

Oh, and Bridget! This was the whole reason for writing the post after all...it's not just your school!! A kid at my school drowned on friday morning during a boating accident on the Potomac!