My daily gym update for you:
Today marks the FIRST DAY that I have completed more than 2 miles in 20 minutes!! (Well, we won't mention the amount over 2 miles, but it was still over 2 miles!)
Then I walked quickly for 10 minutes, then I ran another mile on the track! Way to go, ME!! And this morning I did hundreds of crunches etc. man this is frustrating that I do not have a rock-hard body yet. because honestly.

someone stole my nytimes again this morning, which makes me sad. and then tonight i was all set for a big glass of milk at dinner, and someone stole my brand-new carton of milk. that makes me sad too. i put up a sign on the fridge asking them to please buy me a new one.

BUT, I tried to not remain completely uninformed about the happenings, so I went looking for the news online. And I found a very important story:
What the hell are they teaching them in preschool these days, anyhow?