Oh, and I forgot to mention; I heard this on NPR this morning:

Singing Condoms!!

Haha.

Also, on an entirely unrelated note, it is about 1 am. Two British (or Commonwealther, not quite sure) girls just came in the store frantically looking for tea. And no, one or two bags wouldn't do it. They needed a BOX of tea. I explained that we didn't have any, and neither did Vittles...and if they really needed they could buy one at UG but that would be ridiculously expensive (since we sell tea bags individually, $1 each). But they REALLY needed tea. "A tea emergency?" I asked. "No, we just REALLY WANT some tea." They finally gave in and said they would settle for buying a few individual bags. Unfortunately, when I tried to find any, we were out. Poor girls. They were crushed. They decided to take a few sugar packets instead, which I let them have for free (ok, they are complimentary to begin with). They trudged off sadly into the night.