The pope is back in the hospital now, with another case of the "flu". ("Flu." Could they not be more creative than that? Pathetic.)

Anyway, I have two theories about this. Poll: what do you think is the real reason he is in the hospital?

A) Poison. Joaquin has been eyeing that job for quite a long time.
B) Punishment from God for his new book, because God finally said, will you fucking STOP condemning everything that I never told you to condemn? When did I say gays were evil? And abortion was the Holocaust? God DAMN, JP, shut UP!!

Please respond.