Aiiieee!

I just sent in my application for the fellowship I *really* *really* want. That was really stressful. Just pushing that little "send" button. Gahhh!! I think this calls for some elephant jokes.

What game do elephants like to play most?

Squash.


What do you do to a green elephant?

Wait until it gets ripe.


What do you do to a red elephant?

Stop telling it dirty jokes.



Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!