Oh, also, sorry, this charming bit from our favorite local columnist Katherine Kersten:

Aaugh!! Gays are destroying my marriage!!

She sets out just why gay marriage hurts peoples' marriages individually. It is quite a compelling case against...being a homophobic loser like her. I wonder if she has initiated her divorce proceedings yet.

OK, another stupid joke for Martins:

There are two cows in a field. One turns to the other and says, "Hey, are you worried about getting that mad cow disease?" The other one looks at the first and says, "Why should I be? I'm a chicken!"

Next time: the elephant jokes begin.